65 Funny Life Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face

They say laughter is the best medicine, and even better if there’s a lesson as well.

Luckily, there are a plethora of funny life quotes out there that will make you laugh. Quite a few of them will give you a genuine reason to laugh. Some of the funny life quotes also may help knock some sense into you, along with a good laugh. Let’s start with 50 anonymous funny life quotes to put you in a good mood.

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

1. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as jogging for 20 minutes. Now I am sitting in the park laughing at the joggers. 2. An employee complained this show is really boring. Boss answered: we are in a Zoom conference, idiot.

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

3. People are prisoners of their phones, especially the millennials. That is why it is called a cell phone. 4. Tell the millennials that their brain is an app, they will start using it. 5. Many told me that we learn from our mistakes. I decided to make a lot of mistakes to become a genius.

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

6. With great power comes a great electricity bill. 7. Broccoli says it looks like a small tree, mushroom says it looks like an umbrella, walnut says it looks like a brain, and the banana said, can we change the subject? 8. My bed and I are buddies and get along really well, but the alarm clock continues to break us up!

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

9. If I had only one hour to live, I’d rather be in a math class; it never ends. 10. Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems. I am tired of solving them for you. 11. Math is fun. It teaches you to sit in the corner when it is cold. It is 90 degrees. 12. You want to know who I am in love with, reread the first word.

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

13. Life offers you a second chance, just a second, a new second. 14. My spouse’s credit card got stolen. What a relief, the thief spent less than my spouse. 15. If you don’t like me, remember it is mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Funny Life Quotes to Make You Smile

16. I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets. I have my friends for that. 17. If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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